Em was entirely floored over this conversation as a whole. First, kittens poofed into existence like fucking Cabbage Patch Kids and now Finland wasn’t real. ❝ No. Fuck no. ❞ Kae was close to causing an existential crises for the son of Poseidon, much less his Biology professor. ❝ I’m not even going to acknowledge that you said Finland isn’t a country. There’s no way it isn’t. ❞ There was too much to do with Finland for it to not be a country. He was almost positive the other was just trying to psych him out at this point.
↳ ❂ ↰ If Em thought the cat theory sounded convincing, just wait until he heard about Finland. Kaeto opened his notebook and took out a new piece of paper, deliberately drawing out the process with slow movements; after all, he needed to gather his breath so he could get through the explanation. “Alright, so,” he began, sketching out key points to support his argument. It took a few minutes, but once he got through it, he concluded with, “So, any questions, then?”
